I wrote these in college back in the 90's. Enjoy!

Friday, March 4, 2011

An Ode to the Big White Mint:

Guardian of the sacred throne,
smelling fresh and white as bone.
Your horrid job we envy not,
dissolving slowly into the pot.
But daily you preform you duty,
taking away the smells of pootie.
And so for quietly freshening up the pee,
we salute and take aim at thee!

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