I wrote these in college back in the 90's. Enjoy!

Friday, March 4, 2011

An Ode to Convenience Store Toilets

Right where you need them in your hour of need,
used by millions who’ve stopped and peed,
We borrow the key with the gigantic chain
to unlock that filthy room of stains.
The cobwebs that grace the air vents...
The condom dispenser that’s only 75 cents...
The gang graffiti and poetry that’s crude,
The drawings of several women in the nude.
Admissions of juveniles with “pimpin” ambitions,
Small stick figures in sexual positions...
They only thought we learned sex-ed in schools,
but it was 7-11 made scholars from these fools!

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