I wrote these in college back in the 90's. Enjoy!

Friday, March 4, 2011

An Ode to Jalapenos:

Cheeks pressed against the lid,
wondering what it was I did.
What it was I ate today,
that made my ass-hole feel this way.
Grunting hard against the john,
I wished the burning pain all gone.
With Grunt and push, and plop and sigh,
those jalapenos go bye-bye.

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