I wrote these in college back in the 90's. Enjoy!

Friday, March 4, 2011

An Ode to the Runners

In and out of the john all day,
pushing people out of your way.
Running desperately for the pot
before you “spill mud” right on the spot.
Foul fecal-soup brewing up in your gut,
it feels like you’re just peeing out of your butt.
And when you’re done, you still don’t feel fine,
‘Cause you know you’ll be back - It’s just a matter of time!

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